Totally Innocent Questions

[jlf_speedy]

When embarking on new relationship with vigilante type guy, do you give him the key to your place, or assume he knows how to break in?

Also, does patrol count as date night, or does date night have to be in civvies?

I'm bad at this.

Dinah, help.

Comments

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Wait.

Who is this?

[jlf_speedy]

Names will not be given without permission to protect the mostly innocent from long range weaponry and well-intentioned but perhaps slightly overprotective fishnet clad interrogation.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

All right, all right.

... does this mean you'll stop bugging me about my dating life now?

[jlf_speedy]

Ummm... Maybe.

Double dates would be kinda fun, though.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Everything else aside, you plan to do that without revealing who he is... how, exactly?

[jlf_speedy]

If he decides to reveal himself or gives me permission, you'll find out who he is. Not like I'm keeping this a secret forever.

Just until I can be sure Roy isn't going to go all cliche older brother threat-happy or anything.

Or that Ollie isn't waiting in the wings anywhere to be all "grrrrr surrogate father sexist caveman protective instincts."

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Well, I'll head them off if they try, if you need a hand with them. People can make their own dating decisions.

[jlf_redhood]

I mean, I dunno if you want my input on this, but, well. Uh.

Give... him... a key? I'm sure he could probably just use the window, and he might anyway, but a key's kinda symbolic. It's less "use the front door" and more "it's okay to drop in."

As for date night, psh. Patrol counts if you decide it counts, but if you want me him to take you out for an actual date after, that's probably something that can be arranged, too. I guess what I mean is, it's up to you?

I'm so terrible at this.

[jlf_oracle]

You're cute when you're flustered though, so at least you have that going for you.

[jlf_speedy]

He really is, isn't he?

[jlf_oracle]

Always has been *pinches his cheeks*

[jlf_speedy]

Alright, cool, key it is then.

[jlf_question]

I don't think Huntress ever gave me a key. But, if it were me, I wouldn't have given me a key.

Are you absolutely sure he isn't Clayface? Sometimes, it's Clayface. Or he's controlling your mind. First it's the apartment. Then it's teleportation codes to the watch tower. Next thing you go, that cute boy you saw on the train is reporting "Mission Accomplished" to Vandal Savage as the only people keeping the world safe fall to their knees.

[jlf_speedy]

Pretty sure he's not Clayface. Or controlling my mind.

[jlf_question]

Don't be so sure. He could be a sleeper agent, awakened only by a code phrase from his handlers. Wouldn't be the first time it's happened.

[jlf_speedy]

I will extensively test for Clayfaceness.

[jlf_superman]

If you want, Karen or I could look into that for you.

[jlf_speedy]

I was, uh, just thinking... you know... throw water on him?

[jlf_superman]

That's all it takes?

Bruce has it easy.