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[jlf_speedy]

Look, I'm totally posting something as myself, in my own little assigned space, and not stealing Connor's phone or computer to do it.

You still need to use those apps I installed for you btw, man. I will get you a social life SOMEhow.

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[jlf_greenarrowii]

I have a social life, thank you.

I don't even know what half of these are. And I don't want to know about the other half.

[jlf_speedy]

There's no shame in using Grindr for the occasional hook-up. Or even not for meeting up, just a little flirting! You know, dip your toes in the water.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

I am not using Grindr, especially NOT for "hook-ups," and I cannot believe that you made me a profile without asking.

[jlf_speedy]

I did not make you a profile.

I set up a generic screen name, and uploaded a super hot photo that did not include your face. Secret identity totally concealed! I left the profile for you to fill out yourself.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Let's not talk about what you did include. Where did you even get that picture?

[jlf_speedy]

Took it while you were training.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Why?

You couldn't have at least warned me before I started getting creepy messages out of nowhere?

[jlf_speedy]

I didn't turn the app on for you, you must have logged it in! So, you know, couldn't have been out of nowhere.

And they were all creepy? Not one sweet, or at least totally hot guy?

[jlf_greenarrowii]

I didn't know what it did! I wanted to know what it was!

[jlf_speedy]

I will uninstall it, but only if all of the messages are unworthy of response, after a proper profile and less beefcakey pic are uploaded.
Deal?

[jlf_greenarrowii]

... this is blackmail.

[jlf_speedy]

Think of it as an adventure!

[jlf_greenarrowii]

Why are you so determined to get me a date?

[jlf_speedy]

I ran out of Orange is the New Black episodes, am severely lacking in the life department, and you're adorable when flustered? I don't know, probably some combination of those.

[jlf_greenarrowii]

... fine. But when it fails, you have to agree to stop bugging me about it.

[jlf_oracle]

Welcome to the madhouse, Speedy.

[jlf_speedy]

Thank you! Nice to see SOMEONE appreciates my presence!

[jlf_redhood]

So you're the one who's making Connor groan at his phone while we're trying to track down a bunch of super-assassins?

Great work on that. He looks so exasperated and it's kinda funny. In a "we're sorta friends but I like seeing people annoyed at family" kind of way. I owe you a coffee for that. Do you drink coffee? Tea? Hell, I'll buy a chocolate milk or something.

[jlf_speedy]

He asked me to define "the D."
In my defense, I had no idea he was on a mission, I figured Roy had dragged him out somewhere fun against his will again. They never think to invite me to the sibling bonding happy fun stripclub trips.
Or... dont tell me he hasn't figured out how to shut down the Grindr notifications...? Yeesh.

Coffee and tea are both acceptable. I'm way less picky than Connor about my diet.

[jlf_redhood]

Ha! Well, you can blame that one on me. We... it's a case thing. I made a joke, Black Canary made another joke... you know how it goes.

Yeah, his phone's still dingaling-ing with all the Grindr stuff. Oracle will probably shut it off before to much longer, though, so no worries.

And if you're a coffee person, I know the perfect place. Give me a shout next time you're over this way and I'll pay up.

[jlf_speedy]

I'm weird about guys paying for things for me (I think it's one of those things that falls into the Former Hooker's Director's Cut of that aforementioned Collector's Edition, but compared to some of the other bonus features/glitches, it seems like something to put on a backburner with the therapist for now, and wow, did I seriously just type all that out?), but otherwise you're on.

[jlf_redhood]

Totally fair. I've got that particular Collector's Edition myself, so I get the whole "gotta be on my terms" thing. We can meet up for coffee, then.